i’m hella sick of that whitehouse.gov petition to stop straight men from driving
for fuck’s fucking sake using that site in service of dumb jokes is exactly why they raised the signature limit so high that not one but two actually important trans rights issues didn’t hit their signature requirement
but no you stick it to those straight men by making it harder for small minorities to have their voice heard you’re doing feminism proud
god i hope my history teacher doesnt get extremely offended by this
we have to adapt a story to be about something weve been studying and read it to the class
my group is doing the very hungry hitler
OH MY GOD
so hitler took poland
but he was still hungry
Congratulations, you broke physics.
I been trying to figure this out for like 10 minutes but it ended in about 20 minutes of laughing. What even is this?????
Hate to be the girl wearing that
My Nightmare Totoro
The level in the cup never rises.
The pot is never empty, its angle never changes.
I have seen forever.
WHY ARE THERE STRAPS ON HIS LEGS I AM LAUGHING SO HARD
POWER TO MAIN THRUSTERS
ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO
BUT HE’S STILL WEARING HIS PANTS
pants aren’t an issue when you’re QUANTUM SHITTING THROUGH THE nTH DIMENSION
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING.
“PANTS AREN’T AN ISSUE WHEN YOU’RE QUANTUM SHITTING THROUGH THE nTH DIMENSION”
I CAN FEEL A SIX PACK COMING ON. THIS POST KILLS ME.
CHILD LOOKS POSSESSED OH MY GOD
just kidding my favorite sex position is