If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex
phoenix wright: ace attorney - trials and tribulations came out 6 years ago and this case in the game is based in early 2013
grossberg, using his horrible dark hemorrhoid magic, predicted the future
Fandom: Bible
“Christ walked into the nightclub with his gun hidden in his waistband with a Mexican-style holster. It was a snub-nose little ditty all shiny with a decorative wooden handle. He had carved a little cross into it. He walked up to the bar with a purposefully slow swagger. His hips swung back and forth like a supermodel. A man with a tough sneer and a broad chest eyed him suspicious. “Damn queer,” the Italian clubber muttered.”
There’s a hidden stack of pancakes on the $5; your argument is invalid
……….All arguments are invalid.
why is the entire world not investing in this
this is such a good investment why the fuck
guys this is good idea
omg i could probably get from new orleans to chicago in like, 15 minutes as opposed to 150 minutes
…..HOLY SHIT
YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS
WE COULD ALL FINALLY MEET EACH OTHER
HOLY SHIT BALLS
O_O
FUND THE SHIT OUT OF IT.
I WANT TO SEE MY EMMA, DAMMIT.
Bye mom, going to New York for the con, be back by 11.
YES PLEASE.
…Dude, this would, like, make it insanely possible for me to visit people I really would love to see. SOMEBODY MAKE THIS REALITY NOW, LIKE RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. TO EVERYWHERE IN THE WORLD.
me
what the fuck am i looking at here
and now let us watch the sim in its natural habitat
watch as it performs the sacrificial ritual of dancing like an idiot as it burns pizza in order to please the gods
don’t get too close, you may scare it away
praise the pizza gods
omg what
![xinda:
This Is Important, You Should Know About It of the Day: Republican presidential nomination hopeful Michele Bachmann is the first candidate to sign the “pro-marriage” pledge of conservative Christian group The Family Leader.
According to the Des Moines Register, those who sign “The Marriage Vow” [pdf] agree “to personal fidelity to his or her spouse, the appointment of ‘faithful constitutionalists’ as judges, opposition to any redefinition of marriage, and prompt reform of uneconomic and anti-marriage aspects of welfare policy, tax policy and divorce law.”
The vow also affirms the signee’s belief that homosexuality is a public health risk and a choice, and on par with polygamy and polyandry.
Worse still is the vow’s shocking suggestion that children born into African-American families under slavery were better off than they are today because they were “more likely to be raised by [their] mother and father in a two-parent household.”
And, finally, for good measure, candidates who sign the pledge must also make a point of rejecting Sharia law.
A spokesman for Rep. Ron Paul has expressed reservations on behalf of the congressman, while Tim Pawlenty’s spokesman said the former Minnesota governor was reviewing the document. Most of the other candidates refused to comment on their plans; only Jon Huntsman has stated (through an aide) that he will not sign the pledge as he “never signs any pledges.” Family Leader CEO Bob Vander Plaats — who was state chair of Mike Huckabee’s Republican presidential campaign in 2008 — said his organization will only support candidates who sign the pledge.
(NB: It should be noted that the controversial passage in the pledge that refers to the “protection” of women and children from “all forms of pornography” may not be a call for the outright banning of porn as some assert, but is certainly worth questioning.)
[dmr / tp / wonkette / mediaite / photo: politico.]
Related: Bachmann compared same-sex marriage to Pearl Harbor in 2004.
Worse still is the vow’s shocking suggestion that children born into African-American families under slavery were better off than they are today because they were “more likely to be raised by [their] mother and father in a two-parent household.”
families under slavery were better off than they are today
under slavery were better off
“because they were “more likely to be raised by [their] mother and father in a two-parent household.”
You know. Unless their owners decided to sell off the child or parent. Learn some actual history okay.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo13jpZluc1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg)
This Is Important, You Should Know About It of the Day: Republican presidential nomination hopeful Michele Bachmann is the first candidate to sign the “pro-marriage” pledge of conservative Christian group The Family Leader.
According to the Des Moines Register, those who sign “The Marriage Vow” [pdf] agree “to personal fidelity to his or her spouse, the appointment of ‘faithful constitutionalists’ as judges, opposition to any redefinition of marriage, and prompt reform of uneconomic and anti-marriage aspects of welfare policy, tax policy and divorce law.”
The vow also affirms the signee’s belief that homosexuality is a public health risk and a choice, and on par with polygamy and polyandry.
Worse still is the vow’s shocking suggestion that children born into African-American families under slavery were better off than they are today because they were “more likely to be raised by [their] mother and father in a two-parent household.”
And, finally, for good measure, candidates who sign the pledge must also make a point of rejecting Sharia law.
A spokesman for Rep. Ron Paul has expressed reservations on behalf of the congressman, while Tim Pawlenty’s spokesman said the former Minnesota governor was reviewing the document. Most of the other candidates refused to comment on their plans; only Jon Huntsman has stated (through an aide) that he will not sign the pledge as he “never signs any pledges.” Family Leader CEO Bob Vander Plaats — who was state chair of Mike Huckabee’s Republican presidential campaign in 2008 — said his organization will only support candidates who sign the pledge.
(NB: It should be noted that the controversial passage in the pledge that refers to the “protection” of women and children from “all forms of pornography” may not be a call for the outright banning of porn as some assert, but is certainly worth questioning.)
[dmr / tp / wonkette / mediaite / photo: politico.]
Related: Bachmann compared same-sex marriage to Pearl Harbor in 2004.
Worse still is the vow’s shocking suggestion that children born into African-American families under slavery were better off than they are today because they were “more likely to be raised by [their] mother and father in a two-parent household.”
families under slavery were better off than they are today
under slavery were better off
“because they were “more likely to be raised by [their] mother and father in a two-parent household.”
You know. Unless their owners decided to sell off the child or parent. Learn some actual history okay.
