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Fandom: Pokemon
“Charmander scratch a dead hit Squirtle popped back up”
Did somebody try to write a fic on their phone and get attacked by autocorrect or something? o_O
fuckyeahinterspeciesfriendships:
My sister has a bearded dragon and they typically eat crickets, but they’ll eat mice occasionally as well. She bought this mouse a week ago and the first day, the bearded dragon put the mouse in his mouth and the mouse squeaked so he spit it out… and he’s never tried to eat it again! Now they’re friends and the mouse sleeps on his back and head and even moved some wood chips over to where the bearded dragon sleeps so he would have a bed too! It’s so cute.
(I think I died at the cuteness of this! I’d love to give my beardie a mouse friend. He’d probably just eat it though, lol.)
Ok that’s awesome
This is the cutest thing I’ve ever read omfg
Fandom: The Beatles
“You see, your egg traveled out of you and into his penis, where it probably mixed with his sperm right about here. Then it kept going up, and apparently it somehow made it’s way into his abdominal cavity and is implanted somewhere in there. Which, would basically mean in plain English, Paul is indeed pregnant.”
Oh god I remember looking for this, not believing it existed. I rather wish I’d just decided not to question the Internet. ;_;
Fandom: Avengers/Thor
“Loki grinned maniacally. ‘Is that a Mjolnir in your pants,’ he asked devilishly, ‘or are you just excited to see me?’
Thor chuckled. He seductively unzipped his trousers and puddled them on the ground around his ankles, revealing his trusty hammer super-glued to his hard cock. ‘Both,’ he replied.”
oh
IM CRYING
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
“‘I’m really a dinosaur?’
‘Yes. I’m sorry —’
‘Oh, god, don’t be. Can I eat Anderson?’”
Imagine Person A of your OTP giving Person B a box of train tracks and a mechanical train to put around the Christmas tree while they go to the store. Person A comes back and almost trips over train tracks to find Person B building an express way throughout the whole house.
Aster would do this. Aster would most definitely do this. Poor Richter.
Fandom: Kingdom Hearts
“I have finally reached my destination which was Sora’s balls. It was everything that I expected it to be. It was hot, smelly, and cramp. The walls were much ridged and touching almost felt like spaghetti.”
You can tell when virgin girls write gay fanfiction.
…Actually, if this is the fic I’m thinking of (I’ve unfortunately found two or three like this), it’s a Kairi/Sora fic (come to think of it, all the ones I found were this pair… Can’t remember if they’re the same author).
It’s just centered around content many people would never have cause to stumble across. It’s a fetish fic, so… Yeah.
Fandom: Kingdom Hearts
“I have finally reached my destination which was Sora’s balls. It was everything that I expected it to be. It was hot, smelly, and cramp. The walls were much ridged and touching almost felt like spaghetti.”
Oh god no. I actually read this one, I’m pretty sure. Or one similar to it. ;_;
This is the kind of weird shit I end up reading when I torture myself with badfic. I don’t know why I force myself to read badfic. But holy shit this one.
It was just bad all around. Too many typos, bad grammar, writing of a quality I prefer to avoid…
…Actually, that almost makes me want to reconsider eating pasta…
Fandom: Tales of Vesperia
“He tossed his head back into Yuri’s chest, their bodies radiating enough heat to cook a dozen pizzas.”
/giggles
Tales does have some absolute -gems- when it comes to strange lines in fics.
…I’m sure I’ve written some of them. XD
Fandom: Bible
“Christ walked into the nightclub with his gun hidden in his waistband with a Mexican-style holster. It was a snub-nose little ditty all shiny with a decorative wooden handle. He had carved a little cross into it. He walked up to the bar with a purposefully slow swagger. His hips swung back and forth like a supermodel. A man with a tough sneer and a broad chest eyed him suspicious. “Damn queer,” the Italian clubber muttered.”
Fandom: Harry Potter
“‘Come little one.” Severus said moving away from the trees and standing in a wide open field. Harry laid back down when Severus chose a spot to stand and settled under the large male. Severus closed his eyes ready to fall asleep when he felt something latch painfully onto his… male organ. Jumping up, neighing in pain he glared down at the new born colt.
‘No! That is not a tit!’”
…Oh god I laughed harder than I should have.
