Dude, I’ve been WAITING for a spamanon because so many people I follow have been getting these.

So, you know what this means, right?

RICHTER EMIL PORN TIME~  :D

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magical-dork:

braeburned:

so sometimes I feel weird about drawing porn for money

but then i walk into my mom’s bakery and see her making penis cupcakes for a bacholette party

i think making dicks runs in the family

is that one ejaculating 

belgianwhovian:

merry-babygirl:

dominantlife:

deathbydisillusion:

militantbyexistence:

writingsofessencesoul:

loveinterracial:

lilithdiana:

In tribute to #masturbationmonth, here is Vagina & Vulva: Your guide to your Va-Jay-Jay. #InfoGraphic

If you don’t know, now you know

You’re welcome.

Know thy va-jay-jay! 

So glad this is circulating…

I don’t have a vagina. However, I thought this lump of useful information should be shared! So much learning.

This should be given to every young boy in the world.

The Vagina Bible

Not enough people know this stuff, whether they be equipped with this stuff or interested in it, and especially fanfic writers.

Reblogging because I disturbing number of people don’t know how these work.  Especially fanfiction writers.  :/

vanillish:

underneathesestairs:

So if you’re not signed into tumblr and you go on someone’s blog, you’ll see this

And if you click the “Join Tumblr” button the background will be a post that that person reblogged, so I did it from my brother’s blog and

IM LAUGHIGN SO HARD ICAN’T BERAETGH

stylinsmut:

the first smut i ever read was about a girl listening to these people having sex in a bathroom stall and when they were done she snuck in and it was like “she saw semen all over the floor and bent over to pick one up”

she picked up a sperm

just one

bill-nny-the-murder-guy:

flapping-penis:

bill-nny-the-murder-guy:

flapping-penis:

I swear to fucking god every time your name appears on my dash I see this in my brain.

that’s it’s exactly what I want you to think :3

What’s that phallus of Hermes? You bring urgent news?

downrightsugoi:

fanfictionfromtheshadowrealm:

thievesandswords:

lulu-bugg:

yue-the-tianlong:

silvermoon424:

but-what-if-i-want-wings:

A Dramatic Reading of Sandra Hill’s “Rough and Ready”

I’M BRINGING THIS BACK BECAUSE I REDISCOVERED IT EARLIER AND I ALMOST HAD AN ANEURYSM FROM LAUGHING SO HARD

IF YOU CAN ONLY HEAR ONE THING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE LISTEN TO THIS

I AM SO DONE.

I couldn’t even get past a quarter of this before I just started laughing at how painfully terrible this was written! XD

“GALLOPING ABS”

I physically cannot… XD

MEAT WAND

OMFG

Beautiful.

I made the mistake of taking a drink at one point while listening to this. Now there’s Coke all over my screen.

I heard somewhere that this was a fake excerpt.

Doesn’t matter, this is fucking GOLD.

branchlovescock:

Gigan posted some Regal porn on y and his description for the pic made me want to draw Regal hairier, so I did and added some big pecs and cock to it as well. Pretty much drew him from memory and didn’t ref anything until the colors, so yeah. Just some quick fanart.

/chokes

disposessi0n:

scrolling down facebook aandddd

orionredde:

rebelaachan:

scarymerry:

So there’s a read aloud function on my Kindle, so I thought it would be funny to turn it on and hear this in its robotic voice.

I was wrong.

It wasn’t funny.

It was hilarious.

JUST CLICK PLAY OK.

And I hope my laughter isn’t too loud.

iM CRyInG

SHRIEEEEEEK

OH GOD THIS IS GREAT

Guh, stupid Tumblr not letting me reblog it.  >_>  So I’ll just post it here myself.

PWP sent to blond-scientist-of-sybak.  First person, Aster’s perspective~

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animeartfreak:

… . Oh my, Aster.

I admit I laughed. Mostly because dat pic

blond-scientist-of-sybak:

Aster x Richter.

Watch out it’s Not Safe For Work.

And I’ve done it.

I can’t believe it.

I’m a terrible person.

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davidstrider:

just kidding my favorite sex position is