Romantic dinner for two
Interrupting your tears about a sequel for some chicken nuggers
OH MY FUCKING GOD
KAREN SHOWED THING TO ME
WHICH IS A VIBRATOR THAT GOES TO THE RYTHM OF THE SONG PLAYING AND THEN
SHE POINTED OUT HOW IT LOOKS LIKE THE THING AROUND NEKUS NECK
LOOK AT THIS SHIT
One night Neku forgot to turn off his swag and he woke up covered in shopkeepers.
He woke up very frightened and covered in shopkeepers.
so pretty much my headcanon is that
since i don’t think josh had anything better to do during week 1… he probably did stuff like this:
nothing u say can convince me otherwise

so in skype my friends and i have established that joshua likes to use neku as furniture when he is sleeping in the scramble
no but like
i like how he says “YOU need to do better NEKU” when it’s his grade
and then when the hp on his side is low
“neku do something!!”
and then when both of you die
“how could you neku”
STOP BLAMING ALL YOUR FUCKING PROBLEMS ON ME
I HOPE YOU ACCIDENTALLY DIAL THE WRONG NUMBER AND DROP ONE OF YOUR VENDING MACHINES ON YOURSELF








