Dad taught me the Dwarven Vows by withholding dinner… among other punishments. As you can see, the fluttering stuff behind my outfit was made for a specific purpose.
because of your hideous attire
Valid question, Zelos. Valid question.
just a reminder: that before lloyd was anyone else’s hero, he was colette’s hero. long before he ever did anything epic.
the story of how eight men and women from the ages of 12 to 4000 become emotionally and physically dependent on a seventeen-year-old boy who can’t remember his multiplication tables
Sure thing, coming right up!
Here you go, Colette, one hot coffee.
Ack, it’s really hot!
Well, yeah, I said it was hot coffee. Why would I say it’s hot and then give you iced coffee? That’d be dumb. And confusing.
Huh really? let’s see if we can test that….
idk what you guys think?
oh my actual fucking god
i’M GONNA PE E!!!!!