ok BAD STORY TIME
a while back my mom bought me “just dance” deodorant and it smelled sooo good
and one day i licked it just to see what would happen
ok i totally forgot that deodorant gets rid of moisture aka thats whY ITS SUPPOSED TO BE USED ON YOUR ARMPIT and i literally had the dryest tongue e v e r for like the next hour and like it was the weirdest crap ever i tried to drink water and it just slid off my tongue jfc i thought i was gonna die
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