May 2013
school dress codes
girls: sleeves must cover shoulders, no cleavage should be shown in the slightest, shorts/skirts need to be longer than your fingertips (if its .000567 inches off you still must change)
boys: hahaha i dont even fucking know just wear whatever
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Meh. Fuck it, it’s past 5am I’m going to sleep because too damn many things to try and remember. I’d like to figure this out before everybody stops caring, buuuuuuuut…
My brain can only take so much.
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People who learn how to do things just from reading about them, TEACH ME YOUR WAYS.
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amenohoakari:
mido-ko:
drakenology:
dustinmathisen:
dr-sherlockwinchesteroftheshire:
forevercryingbecausemerlin:
the-doctor-to-my-tardis:
twoidjitsinthetardis:
thiskittydied:
boygrimlark:
scout-ebubbles:
docot:
freddybenson:
leovaldezstyle:
freddybenson:
A
B
C
the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours
D
E
F
G
Did...
1612th:
breadandfire:
1612th:
hi
DO U NOT SUPPORT GAYS??????
what
esotericsanonymous:
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What the fuck
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does this even mean anymore
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is it supposed to express love and peace
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or unfathomable rage and hatred
veggietalesyaoi:
if tumblrcon was a thing someone would literally get killed there im not even joking
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necrophilic:
when ur being dramatic for humorous effect and someone’s like ‘wow calm down’
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bmcay:
“You’re a lesbian because your dad abused/didn’t love you”
“You’re a lesbian because you’re scared of men”
“you’re gay because you were too close to your mum”
“You’re not gay you just havent met the right boy/girl”
“You’re __ because-“
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dorothy-cotton:
THE WORST PART ABOUT CONSTRUCTING YOUR OWN FICTIONAL UNIVERSE IS
FUCKING NAME
FOR EVERYTHING
AND EVERYONE
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mew-squared:
In 2009, a man married a video game character
In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower
In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll
Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster
And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin
please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige
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So i was on my brothers computer and found this
bewbin:
bewbin:
at first i thought it was porn
then i dug deeper
at this point im scared to go any further
i wonder whats inside
IT WAS THIS FUCKING GIF
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Worst feelings in the world
sheenathehyena:
datekougyous:
Failing a test you studied really hard for
Getting replaced in a friendship
Getting ignored
Having something that you’re looking forward to, get cancelled
Having to fight back tears in front of people
Finding out that the person you like, likes someone else
Goodbyes
Showing your parents something you’re proud of only to get a disinterested reply
That...
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my skills include hesitating, missing opportunities, and being full of regret
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m-ignon:
dreamboatsandtrenchcoats:
Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus
Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that
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Habitats And Your Pets
downrightsugoi:
fakescience:
Whenever I become a vet, I’m going to post these all around the practice
styleswanky:
styleswanky:
“yea or nay” i ask the jury. one by one they all stand up. “nay” they say. tears fill my eyes. the bill will not pass. now my son will never get the education he needs. why did i think a jury full of horses was a good idea
three people unfollowed me after i posted this
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musicbeatstherapy:
jelee-:
rockpapertheodore:
tinyspacebabe:
ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore
you sound fannytroubled
a little bootybothered if you ask me
someone’s having a little tushytantrum
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IMPORTANT
theuppitynegras:
thecommandertoast:
ofmagicandice:
So I just gained a follower a few moments ago with the name maartin4life
LISTEN TO ME
WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU DO
DON’T
OPEN
THEIR FUCKING PAGE
I JUST OPENED IT AND MY AVAST ANTIVIRUS TOLD ME THAT THERE WAS A FUCKING TROJAN HORSE
verified. it contains a malware bug encrypted inside the javascript.
SIGNAL BOOST
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dampsandwich:
vagisodium:
dampsandwich:
im not 21 please dont say the A word around me.
anchovies
great im going to be grounded now i hope your happy
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ezioauditoress:
im cryign i scrolled past a post and it froze on this
justa quick selfie 4 i gotta go back in that dumb machine lol!!! #swag #1800assassino
L
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djavjr:
it has been three days since my infiltration into the nest
they do not suspect a thing
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egberts:
sodamist:
egberts:
i think my cat is allergic to cats
That sounds pretty Catastrophic
i hope you get arrested for that
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jawhaw:
captainabs:
the-kiwi-avenger:
consulting-god-of-badassery:
incurablyspooky:
daemon-hearts:
A minute of silence for all the good books with bad movie adaptions.
A minute of silence for all the bad books that are getting movie adaptations.
A minute of silence for books with the movie adaptation on the front cover
A minute of silence for The Last Airbender
ten minutes of...
seekingvakarian:
this week on tumblr:
yahoo buying tumblr
“bitch I might be”
POKEMON FUSION
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rneerkat:
allmonds:
rneerkat:
i hate when people say “tanks” instead of “thanks” like youre only expressing gratitude to me with 5/6 effort thats rude
Hahahaha i get it bc 6 letters in thanks but 5 in tanks i feel you
im betting u passed algebra with those math skills
actionfighter:
no phone don’t autocorrect my i’s to capitals i need to look cool & casual for the internet
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didiex:
worrying constantly that youre a disappointment to everyone you care about (ʘ‿ʘ )
