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4-8yr Olds Describing Love.
,Rebecca, age 8: When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.
Terri, age 4: Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.
Danny, age 7: Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.
Nikka, age 6: If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.
Elaine, age 5: Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.
Chris, age 7: Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.
Mary Ann, age 4: Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.
android18:

professor oak do you know anything about pokemon at all

android18:

professor oak do you know anything about pokemon at all

sherlock10knotes:

den-of-cin-of-iron:

artraysofgarfield:

scarletvalkyrie:

dammit-jim-imadoctor-notablogger:

dlanadhz:

jessicamdawn:

What’s funny about this is that in Star Trek he’s quoting Sherlock Holmes, but in Sherlock he’s quoting Spock.

Although the original quote was from Sherlock Holmes. It was used in TOS and then in Star Trek (2009) as a reference to SH. Then in Sherlock 2x02, Sherlock says it and John calls him ‘Spock’ as though it’s a reference to Star Trek and Wibbly Wobbly Inception of the quote, yo.

Canonically Spock is a descendant of Sherlock Holmes.

Wait, really? ^^^^

Yep. Star Trek 6 Spock says “An ancestor of mine once said ‘If you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains however improbable must be the truth.”

(Source: moriarty)

i cant sleep but im sleepy do you see my fuckin problem

rapewhistled:

why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying

wtffanfiction:

Fandom:Harry Potter
“‘Good morning, Sunshine!’ Sang Malfoy, who was beside Harry’s bed, in a pink, fluffy, dress. Then Harry screamed. ‘DRACO MALFOY, YOU ARE SOOO SICK!’ Harry shrieked. Then Malfoy started singing the Barney theme song, like he really meant it. Harry’s screams got louder, and louder, and he started banging his burnt head on his night table.
Then Malfoy grew pretty pink wings, and flew out the window, with little sparkles in his trail”

I…
Bu…
Whu…
Huh?!!?
The fuck did I just read?!

wtffanfiction:

Fandom:Harry Potter

“‘Good morning, Sunshine!’ Sang Malfoy, who was beside Harry’s bed, in a pink, fluffy, dress. Then Harry screamed. ‘DRACO MALFOY, YOU ARE SOOO SICK!’ Harry shrieked. Then Malfoy started singing the Barney theme song, like he really meant it. Harry’s screams got louder, and louder, and he started banging his burnt head on his night table.

Then Malfoy grew pretty pink wings, and flew out the window, with little sparkles in his trail”

I… Bu… Whu… Huh?!!? The fuck did I just read?!

gothlolita:

if you honestly believe tumblr has taught you more than school in any way and that tumblr is more valuable than education please sit down. heres a glass of water. prepare yourself. youre wrong. yeah. ill give you a minute

Disagreeing mini-rant under the cut.

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@bossanovabyss

It might also just be that I happen to have the bad luck to stumble upon them whenever something in a fandom I search for has a snake or dino-related post.  XD

Like I said, it doesn’t usually happen often in each fandom—some I can only think of one or two instances—but it seems to happen at least once in every single fandom I like.  XD

Of course, that’s also proooooobably because snakes and dinos are more popular among the people who produce the specific kind of fanwork that I’m looking for in the first place, buuuut it’s still annoying when it’s like an overload.  XD

@bossanovabyss

Not really.  Snakes/snake people seem to find their way into just about everything I like.  :/

Like, seriously.  I can’t escape them, lol.  Dinosaurs also.

I suppose it’s just because snakes and dinos are fucking awesome.

But it gets a little annoying to see them pop up in pretty much EVERYTHING you like.  Even if it’s rare in each instance, when you see them in everything it adds up and gets boring after a while.

da really needs like a tag blacklist or something because i’m sick to death of snakes or snake people when i search for shit.

because seriously man the snakes are overdone.

i love snakes, don’t get me wrong, they’re fucking adorable and awesome and i want one someday when i have my life together enough to take care of a pet.

but seriously they’re fucking overdone.

be more original people.

sheesh.

also dinosaurs are overdone.  as well as other things.

so plz to be more original okay.  its getting boring.

i need my motivation back so i can make more shit.  shit that doesn’t involve snakes.

Dear Xbone Supporters:

If you tell me that all of my info on the Xbone is wrong, and then I ask you for your sources to correct my info and you shut up, refuse to talk to me further, and/or vanish without saying anything…

I will be forced to assume that you don’t actually have any credible sources disproving my current information.

That just looks worse for you.

Seriously—would it kill people to actually hunt up some links to credible sources that are more recent than my current info?  I mean, you all seem so smug about how “I’ve got it all wrong”, would that just be proving your point about how wrong I am and how superior you are for having the correct info…?

spookythunder:

I embarrass myself infront of myself

roseriku:

firewordsparkler:

inufan078:

LOL OH MY GOD THE LAST ONE.

HOW HE JUST SHAKES HIS HEAD TERRIFIED LIKE NO NO NO NEVER.

This is seriously my new favorite youtuber I can’t stop watching his videos.

Watch till the very last part. It’s worth it.

wasn’t going to reblog it untiL THE ENDING

roseriku:

firewordsparkler:

inufan078:

LOL OH MY GOD THE LAST ONE.

HOW HE JUST SHAKES HIS HEAD TERRIFIED LIKE NO NO NO NEVER.

This is seriously my new favorite youtuber I can’t stop watching his videos.

Watch till the very last part. It’s worth it.

wasn’t going to reblog it untiL THE ENDING